Sunday

I am really concerned that there is something seriously wrong with me. I think I need an intervention of some kind. Maybe even of the Divine Variety. I have been sitting here for the past hour leafing through an LL Bean catalogue; and actually considering ordering clothes from it.

What the hell is wrong with me?

How could I get so off track?
When did I lose my way?

Where is my Skinzwear Catalogue?

Someone, help me
please...

6 comments:

pure evyl said...

You could save money on those suits by just spray painting a bikini on.

Dear Jane... said...

true, except that it's been raining all day

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Lay down the LL Bean and step AWAY from the magazine.

Go splash cold water on your face, drink two margaritas and call me in the morning. You should be right as rain by then...:)

Dear Jane... said...

thanx doc stacy...that's the best medical advice I've gotten in a long time.

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

Psssst....you done blogging already???

;)

Dear Jane... said...

i don't think so...just a bit slow on the rebound.