I am really concerned that there is something seriously wrong with me. I think I need an intervention of some kind. Maybe even of the Divine Variety. I have been sitting here for the past hour leafing through an LL Bean catalogue; and actually considering ordering clothes from it. 
What the hell is wrong with me?
How could I get so off track?
When did I lose my way? 
Where is my Skinzwear Catalogue?
Someone, help me
please...




