tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-135036772012-02-16T21:53:15.947-05:00Dear Jane...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03553032955179743411noreply@blogger.comBlogger141100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503677.post-79495076408018573202008-12-19T23:50:00.001-05:002008-12-19T23:52:34.029-05:00

i've been a bad blogger latelyso sorrythings are going welljust lifeand i haven't been online much at alltoo much else to doi supposehappy holidaysthanks for stopping by

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so sorry...real life has gotten in the way of my online time.don't ya hate that?!

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Dear Jane...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03553032955179743411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503677.post-29178772791611548392008-09-29T20:00:00.002-04:002008-09-29T20:59:01.513-04:00

Currently (here in the Southeast) gasoline is more rare; and certainly more valuable than this 478 carat diamond. There is no gasoline here... anywhere... and hasn't been in over a week now. And local politicians promised last week that the gas shortage would be over in a few days (by last Friday). Now they are saying it will be another 2-3 weeks before things are back to normal.When/if you can

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I am currently watching America's Most Smartest Model. There is nothing I could write that would be funnier than this show...And btw, it's not that the models are stupid...(well a couple of them are)...it's that the Show is stupid...the challenges are stupid, the questions are dumb...just everything about it ridiculous and comical, but I don't think it is supposed to be...

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I've been busy helping my mother design the invitations for my brother's wedding...I think it is turning out quite nicely.

Dear Jane...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03553032955179743411noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503677.post-39200313064261816072008-09-11T19:20:00.000-04:002008-09-11T19:23:37.744-04:00

This is a real news story. I have highlighted the best parts. And no, that is not a pic of me groping a giant zucchini.Woman in 'shock' over giant zucchini By Christina Boyle Daily News Staff WriterThursday, September 4th 2008, 1:18 AMApollonia Castitlione holds tight to giant zucchini at Queens home. It would make one hell of a salad. A Queens woman has taken homegrown fruits and vegetables to

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I am really concerned that there is something seriously wrong with me. I think I need an intervention of some kind. Maybe even of the Divine Variety. I have been sitting here for the past hour leafing through an LL Bean catalogue; and actually considering ordering clothes from it. What the hell is wrong with me? How could I get so off track?When did I lose my way? Where is my Skinzwear Catalogue?

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Disaster....to be continued.

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i am not feeling well todayand certainlynot feeling well enoughto be funnysoi am going to spare the worldmy miseryand go back to bed for awhile

Dear Jane...http://www.blogger.com/profile/03553032955179743411noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13503677.post-24461132086334953652008-08-06T07:23:00.009-04:002008-08-06T09:03:22.844-04:00

Sorry to disappoint the one regular reader here in not posting for awhile, but I've been away, on family business. I will do another post soon. I promise. It's just going to take some time, a lot of therapy, and a ton of pharmaceuticals in order to find the humor in all this...Back in a fleshI mean a flash.See; things are starting to look funny already...xxxo

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...since I have posted regularly here. What can I say? I have been busy house cleaning; it seems like forever. Really, truly cleaning...cobwebs in the corners, dust bunnies under the bed, nitty gritty cleaning.One of the things I love about deep cleaning is finding a lost treasure. No I don't mean the men's sterile urine collection bag I found under the desk??? Or the half eaten pack of Juicy

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About starting to write regularly on Dear Jane again.However, I am not sure I can even be funny anymore...But I figure, it's much like pulling out an old pair of super model size 4 jeansfrom the back of your closetand while they may feel uncomfortable or strangely tight at first because you haven't worn them in so long...you can refuse to eat for 5 days,then suck in your gutand slip into themone

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You'll see something or someone today that reminds you of an important event in your past, and you should follow your urge to wander down memory lane for a while. Reminiscing about the past is always better when someone else is remembering along with you, so find someone who was in your life then and give them a call or send them an email. This shared time in your lives might not be terribly

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